Your mouth is so filthy that you've gotta stay inside
you're 45 dollars and a waste of my time
the things you gotta say are always sweet and fun
but that foul, foul odor puts a stop to it all
I'm gonna take you
To Vestavia Family Dentistry
where they'll clean those dirty chompers and bring you back to me
Vestavia Family Dentistry
where the assistants are friendly and the doctor aims to please
You've got bugs in every corner of the place where you reside
so why's it a surprise that it's the same on the inside?
(The house, you're gonna have to take care of that yourself but I can help you with the mouth thing 'cause I know the folks over at the practice and blah blah blah)
...and I'm gonna make you
come with me to
Vestavia Family Dentistry
where they'll tell you what you need to do to keep good hygeine
Vestavia Family Dentistry
where gums are their passion and the doctor aims to please
When the work is all done and your breath is sweat and minty
I'm gonna throw you on the floor and make you spread your little kitty